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wolfsbrideO_O! I've been chased out of my bedroom by a spider.
*hangs head* Yesh, I'm pathetic. But... *sniff*... I can't help it!
I *know* it's irrational! I *know* I'm bigger! But... And I've given this much thought... It's the legs... and... the running fast... and... the not knowing which way they're going to run in, that scares me I think.
It's the same with flying insects for the same reason. Well.. not the legs thing of course but the not knowing what they're going to do.
Right now you're all laughing at me. You're saying to yourselves. What a wuss! A widdle spider! HA HA HA!
But it's not! It's a HUGE spider! HUGE I TELL YOU!!! It's so huge, it has a lizard for a pet!!! HUGE! *holds paws far apart to show degree of hugeness* HUGE!
Okay... So... Um... Maybe I exaggerate a little. But... it's pretty darn big. It's like one inch across on the body with LONG legs!
And BOOTS! I could hear it crawling across the carpet! Or maybe they were high heeled shoes. Could've been a female spider. I wasn't gonna get close enough to tell.
So anyway... Here I am, bedding down on the couch, paws all tucked up under me in case it has friends and spider is probably lying in my nice bed pulling covers up to its chin. Who's the superior one again???
Sigh... I hope I can find it in the morning. It's a nice bedroom. I'd hate to have to move.
WW
*hangs head* Yesh, I'm pathetic. But... *sniff*... I can't help it!
I *know* it's irrational! I *know* I'm bigger! But... And I've given this much thought... It's the legs... and... the running fast... and... the not knowing which way they're going to run in, that scares me I think.
It's the same with flying insects for the same reason. Well.. not the legs thing of course but the not knowing what they're going to do.
Right now you're all laughing at me. You're saying to yourselves. What a wuss! A widdle spider! HA HA HA!
But it's not! It's a HUGE spider! HUGE I TELL YOU!!! It's so huge, it has a lizard for a pet!!! HUGE! *holds paws far apart to show degree of hugeness* HUGE!
Okay... So... Um... Maybe I exaggerate a little. But... it's pretty darn big. It's like one inch across on the body with LONG legs!
And BOOTS! I could hear it crawling across the carpet! Or maybe they were high heeled shoes. Could've been a female spider. I wasn't gonna get close enough to tell.
So anyway... Here I am, bedding down on the couch, paws all tucked up under me in case it has friends and spider is probably lying in my nice bed pulling covers up to its chin. Who's the superior one again???
Sigh... I hope I can find it in the morning. It's a nice bedroom. I'd hate to have to move.
WW
