Consider not the good luck of the early bird but the bad luck of the early worm

Did I walk under a ladder? Spill some salt? Break a mirror? Open an umbrella inside??? What????

I sure wish I knew, because it seems like all my clouds have not silver linings but thunderstorms.

This year has been nothing but a series of hurdles and everytime I think I'm getting ahead, another hurdle seems to arise. I'm getting pretty fucking sick of it.

So if anyone has any mojo tips about breaking a run of bad luck, lay 'em on me.

Short of swinging a dead cat naked in the moonlight that is.