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nyxmidnight shared the newest Atlus game with me just cause she's awesome like that. This game is so new it's not even out yet! How's that for shiny Saran wrapped goodness?
Anyway, she sends me this url... Strange Journey
Yeah. It's IN JAPANESE. That's the sad thing about Japanese people. They have this REALLY BAD HABIT of writing stuff IN JAPANESE! Like how rude is that???? Anyway... I like Sushi and Anime so I forge ahead undaunted.
Me: That's some fearsome C3PO there
Nyx: Actually that's your characters' armour
Me: Darn it! (I like robots, sue me.) And see! If they'd been NOT RUDE and written it in English, I would have known that! It's just sheer impoliteness! They're a smart people. It should be a cinch.
However, I'm a forgiving person so I'm still looking at the website. And I notice... SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME ARMOUR - That's kinda cheap effects there. The armour consists of what appears to be a fancy bucket. The budget must have been spent on sake and Geishas. Let's hope all the enemies are armed with are spit balls. Also, how about a view from the back Japan. Dems some nice tight pants there. Don't waste 'em.
And then because I'm nosy even if I can't understand what's written, I click another link. - SEPARATED AT BIRTH???? - This guy. See him? He's like Adil's queeny older brother. He's probably an ass hole. He's all.. Look at me. You only dream to look as good as I do. Dream on peon. And then he goes dancing with Ocelot.
And another link - MR STEREOTYPE - This is Mr Token Black Guy. His real name is Bob. But yeah. Gore... cuz you know.. big black guys want nothing more than to rip your arms off and beat you to death with them. And then shove them down your throat. In his spare time he knits and does origami. But shhh, don't tell anyone cuz... His name is Gore. He's got a reputation to live down.
And yet another - THE HERO - SO THEY TELL YOU - This guy. He's Player... Cuz that's what he does. Before the game is over he'll have bonked the girl several times over. He'd have bonked Mr I'm So Much Better Than You too, but it's really hard to maintain an erection when your partner is laughing. He'd have bonked Mr Token Black Guy also but.. yeah. Player's middle name is Penis Envy.
And last but definitely NOT least - THE REAL HERO - See her? She's the REAL PLAYER of the game. She's smart, beautiful, cool under pressure - she's everything Player wishes he could be. With breasts. Player spent the whole game boinking her only to realize her penis is bigger than all his team put together. She's just that good.
nyxmidnight shared the newest Atlus game with me just cause she's awesome like that. This game is so new it's not even out yet! How's that for shiny Saran wrapped goodness?Anyway, she sends me this url... Strange Journey
Yeah. It's IN JAPANESE. That's the sad thing about Japanese people. They have this REALLY BAD HABIT of writing stuff IN JAPANESE! Like how rude is that???? Anyway... I like Sushi and Anime so I forge ahead undaunted.
Me: That's some fearsome C3PO there
Nyx: Actually that's your characters' armour
Me: Darn it! (I like robots, sue me.) And see! If they'd been NOT RUDE and written it in English, I would have known that! It's just sheer impoliteness! They're a smart people. It should be a cinch.
However, I'm a forgiving person so I'm still looking at the website. And I notice... SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME ARMOUR - That's kinda cheap effects there. The armour consists of what appears to be a fancy bucket. The budget must have been spent on sake and Geishas. Let's hope all the enemies are armed with are spit balls. Also, how about a view from the back Japan. Dems some nice tight pants there. Don't waste 'em.
And then because I'm nosy even if I can't understand what's written, I click another link. - SEPARATED AT BIRTH???? - This guy. See him? He's like Adil's queeny older brother. He's probably an ass hole. He's all.. Look at me. You only dream to look as good as I do. Dream on peon. And then he goes dancing with Ocelot.
And another link - MR STEREOTYPE - This is Mr Token Black Guy. His real name is Bob. But yeah. Gore... cuz you know.. big black guys want nothing more than to rip your arms off and beat you to death with them. And then shove them down your throat. In his spare time he knits and does origami. But shhh, don't tell anyone cuz... His name is Gore. He's got a reputation to live down.
And yet another - THE HERO - SO THEY TELL YOU - This guy. He's Player... Cuz that's what he does. Before the game is over he'll have bonked the girl several times over. He'd have bonked Mr I'm So Much Better Than You too, but it's really hard to maintain an erection when your partner is laughing. He'd have bonked Mr Token Black Guy also but.. yeah. Player's middle name is Penis Envy.
And last but definitely NOT least - THE REAL HERO - See her? She's the REAL PLAYER of the game. She's smart, beautiful, cool under pressure - she's everything Player wishes he could be. With breasts. Player spent the whole game boinking her only to realize her penis is bigger than all his team put together. She's just that good.
