Silly Thought #43 and 64
Jun. 3rd, 2005 08:06 amIt's a good thing bees are not allergic to pollen.
It's also a good thing that magicians are gainfully employed.
Can you imagine what would happen if magicians had to take other jobs? You'd go to the doctor and he'd pull a few coins, a scarf, a boquet of flowers and a small rabbit out of your ears when he exaimed them. Or if you had to have an operation, he'd cut you open and a platoon of midget clowns would climb out of your stomach.
Imagine the chaos that would occur if they couldn't find other jobs! What if they took up crime?
Man: I dunno what happened officer. I just turned away for a moment! There was a puff of smoke and my car was gone!
It's also a good thing that magicians are gainfully employed.
Can you imagine what would happen if magicians had to take other jobs? You'd go to the doctor and he'd pull a few coins, a scarf, a boquet of flowers and a small rabbit out of your ears when he exaimed them. Or if you had to have an operation, he'd cut you open and a platoon of midget clowns would climb out of your stomach.
Imagine the chaos that would occur if they couldn't find other jobs! What if they took up crime?
Man: I dunno what happened officer. I just turned away for a moment! There was a puff of smoke and my car was gone!