- 2nd
- 10:24 pm
I'd like a half pound of interests, please
- 3rd
- 08:06 am
Silly Thought #43 and 64
11:26 pmChange is inevitable - except from a vending machine
- 4th
- 05:40 pm
Every decision you make is a mistake
- 8th
- 08:45 pm
If you see a friend without a smile; give them one of yours
- 11th
- 08:57 pm
Surprises are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced; the inconvenience is often considerable
- 18th
- 10:03 pm
We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves
- 22nd
- 09:28 pm
Consider not the good luck of the early bird but the bad luck of the early worm
- 24th
- 09:30 am
Never run after a bus or a man. There will always be another one.
- 25th
- 01:15 pm
Live your own life, for you will die your own death
- 28th
- 09:46 pm
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
- 29th
- 10:11 pm
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.