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2nd
22:24

I'd like a half pound of interests, please



3rd
08:06

Silly Thought #43 and 64



23:26

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine



4th
17:40

Every decision you make is a mistake



8th
20:45

If you see a friend without a smile; give them one of yours



11th
20:57

Surprises are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced; the inconvenience is often considerable



18th
22:03

We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves



22nd
21:28

Consider not the good luck of the early bird but the bad luck of the early worm



24th
09:30

Never run after a bus or a man. There will always be another one.



25th
13:15

Live your own life, for you will die your own death



28th
21:46

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.



29th
22:11

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.